Stealth Monkey a Sex Thing Made Up Of Three Parts:
1. When a man is fucking a woman from behind and he is about to cum he will quickly pull his cock out and spit on her back, this gives the woman the illusion of thinking he has cum on her back.
2. When she turns around the man will cum on her face and then throw shaven pubes in her face, as the pubes will stick, she will look like a monkey who is into stealth activities such as "Spot Me In The Dark".
3. The Man will then torment the woman by saying things such as: "You Just Got Stealth Monkey'd Bitch" or "Ha Harrrrr"
NOTE: Only steps 1 and 2 are neccesary in the stealth monkey, step 3 is down to personal preference.
1. When a man is fucking a woman from behind and he is about to cum he will quickly pull his cock out and spit on her back, this gives the woman the illusion of thinking he has cum on her back.
2. When she turns around the man will cum on her face and then throw shaven pubes in her face, as the pubes will stick, she will look like a monkey who is into stealth activities such as "Spot Me In The Dark".
3. The Man will then torment the woman by saying things such as: "You Just Got Stealth Monkey'd Bitch" or "Ha Harrrrr"
NOTE: Only steps 1 and 2 are neccesary in the stealth monkey, step 3 is down to personal preference.
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Get the Monkey steals the peach mug.Stealthing so thoroughly that nobody sees you and you knock out or kill every person or thing that could have potentially spotted you.
While playing Splinter Cell, I one hundred percented the game and knocked out every single guard. It was a stealthgasm.
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Other passtimes of the sort include kicking puppies, burning the elderly, or listening to eminem (the only one of which I wouldn't reccomend due to the high amount of cruelty to animals).
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Eminem meks nasty freaky stangelove to 12 year old groupies while cascading numbers of men and/or women 'impale' his wife on their 'hot man spikes' (See Manloaf).
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When the top of a soda bottle cap's blue seal is taken out. Then the middle is removed, and the bracelet is stretched to fit around one's wrist.
If you're wearing one and someone rips it off, it means you have to do the dirty with them.
When the top of a soda bottle cap's blue seal is taken out. Then the middle is removed, and the bracelet is stretched to fit around one's wrist.
If you're wearing one and someone rips it off, it means you have to do the dirty with them.
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