Statistical Extraploitation 

To exploit a sports statistic by extrapolating it over an entire season, despite a tiny sample size. This is wildly popular on the second day of the Major League Baseball season.

D-Bag: Hey did you see the opener yesterday? Soriano hit two home runs. Christ, if he keeps that up he'll hit 324 home runs this year!!

Guy#2: And if you keep your Statistical Extraploitations up, you'll be more of a D-bag.

Statistical Extraploitation by TR Slyder April 6, 2009

Statute of LOL Mutations 

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.

IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."

Statute of LOL Mutations by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010

statueaphobia 

A fear of street entertainers.

"Get me away for here, i have statueaphobia"

statueaphobia by LamyyBlud May 13, 2010

Statsify 

Once in a MILLENIUM Hypixel and Minecraft stat bot (for gamers). Worked on by THE BEST DEVELOPERS in the biosphere (they're pretty good) Some would say they are infamous for their sexy bodies and dazzling smiles as well as their ability in the bedroom. (Many women). If you don't have Statsify in your discord server, delete yourself. Thanks.

Jake: Have you heard of Statsify?

Connor: No, what is it?

Jake: Well I know it's better than Statpixel

Connor: Yup.

Statsify by GoogleSites (Statpixel Inc.) October 5, 2020

statute of memetations 

The minimum amount of time required after a meme has been shared within a group on digital communications for said meme to be reusable within the same group of people.

That meme has recently been sent in this group, thus violating the statute of memetations.

statute of memetations by claydough89 January 28, 2021

Bi-Statual 

The act of identifying your residents in two states

Lives in two states, He wants his Democrat governor to allow him to vote in both states, claims he his Bi-Statual.

Bi-Statual by _Weezy_ October 28, 2021

white sheet states 

Specific "States in the union that are known to be "racist" in nature.

Indiana is still the Capital of the "White Sheet States".

white sheet states by kne01 September 23, 2016