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Virgin Status

A facebook status that has ZERO likes or comments
An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
by ludtke337 August 23, 2012
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status trip

When someone becomes famous and proceeds to become toxic and do horrible things because they think that they're so famous that they can do anything they want
Logan Paul totally status tripped and got in deep shit because of it
by IzumiWasTaken January 22, 2020
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Goldner status

The status of a dumbass that steals candy and red bull, and walks out the store with his hands full, grinning and waving to the employes at Fred Myers.
guy1 "wow look at the douch bag walking out of fred myers"
guy2 "goldner status"
by Andrwe Goldnre April 18, 2010
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Mobile Statue

A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 2, 2009
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Unc Status

You're (really) old, lmao💀
Oh, you're a senior? High Unc Status💀💀
by Rob1nn_W May 22, 2024
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Party Status

Setting your Facebook status to inform everyone of a party that may, or may not, be happening. If the party is a fake, it usually involves someone with very strict parents.
Andrew: PARTY AT ADAMS TONIGHT! FREE BOOZE!
Adam: What are you talking about? My parents would kill me!
Andrew: Dude, it's just a Party Status.
by Serios69er July 7, 2010
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