One Year Stand

When you're in a shitty relationship and the only good thing is the sex.

Barb: Jenna, honestly, I don't know why you stay with that asshole."
Jernna: That dick, though.
Barb: So, it's like a one year stand?

by EuphoricDisaster July 21, 2015

pop-tart stain

Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.

WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.

by niihka July 25, 2016

lil poop stain

A side piece you have that normally has a turd nugget in her G-string.

" Cindy just called, she's my one an only lil poop stain"

by Sir elfdickey December 21, 2016

hittin' the stain

To go to bed with the intent to sleep.

“Ohh, I’m beat — I’m hittin' the stain.” — Mystery Science Theater 3000, “Manos: The Hands of Fate”

by Stan Forrest October 12, 2018

Standing Ovation

A real large erection

Tony: Dude when Sarah was grinding me I gave one hell of a Standing Ovation

by urbanmacgyver September 22, 2009

Cum Stain

A derogatory phrase used to berate or otherwise castigate another male as to make him feel inferior to other males or to put him in his place. This phrase almost always alludes to the other male as belonging to a different sexual orientation (ie homosexual). This phrase is usually uttered in a heated conversation.

Listen you F**king Cum Stain. Why don't you go suck another couple hundred cocks before you try to run off at the mouth to me. Do you know who I am?

by JayWhiz July 15, 2009

fuck-stain

A sploch left on a surface where sexual relations has been performed.

1)After they were done making whoopi, they noticed that there was a huge fuck-stain left on the table.

2)Eric is a fuck-stain.

by B Horton February 15, 2004