milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.

by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

Deep fried squid pancakes

A spineless group of people with no morals or respect, whom lacks brain cells.

Look at those deep fried squid pancakes!!!

by GabeMasterCash December 26, 2017

National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

i am squid

A nice Human/squid is polite generous and is very smart

Guy #1 I am squid
Guy #2 what does that even mean?

by anonymous November 11, 2020

I'm_a_squid_kid

I'm_a_squid_kid was technoblade's rival in the great potato war. Him and techno are probably still enemies still.

person 1: hey do you like I'm_a_squid_kid
Person 2: oh yea I love him he's the only other person I'm subed to besides technoblade
Person 1: YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE SUBED TO TECHNOBLADE IF YOU ARE SUBSCRIBED TO IM_A_SQUAD_KID , PREPARE TO BE DELETED FROM THIS EARTH MORTAL

by Potato_lord6969 June 19, 2021

Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

by biffduncan August 3, 2021

The bLaCK SquiD

Juice

Juice cums Black he is the Black Squid

by The black squid small peopel December 10, 2021