Squarecrow

Lame, annoying, repetitive people, who talk you to death about the most boring of topics.

Bob: Yo, want to invite Jack to go eat with us?

Jim: Nah, last time i invited Jack to dinner, he lectured us for 2 hours about the mating rituals of the African bullfrog. Dude's a squarecrow!!

by Soosh6.0L May 30, 2011

no squares in my circle

Nobody likes to hang around boring/dull persons for more than half a sec. Having no squares in your circle means your closest ones' group is interesting, driven and adventurous; you stand out as opposed to fitting in.

"… I wanna be somebody, somebody that's never been
No squares in my circle, best shape I ever been"

by rafreyes January 7, 2020

squarepants

An angular style of culottes, popularised by Spongebob Squarepants, a discarded kitchen sponge of ambivalent sexuality.

"Hey hon, do these squarepants make my butt look big? (No petal, it's yo' great fat ass makes your butt look big.)"

by Blort April 26, 2006

squareman

the smallest bowling ball on sale , noticed mainly by its diminutive size , horrible stench and a miserable vibe / also known as a jamie self and a silent hacienda

omg you just got a jamie self, that thang stinks honey

you got squareman ed holmes

donta el mio

by Mogtard September 28, 2009

A pack of squares

A pack of cigarettes.

Victim: Is that my wallet in your pocket?
thief : Naw all I got in my pocket is a pack of squares, and some change

by hamster55 June 25, 2017

Spongebob Squarepants

A superisingly funny show on a childrens network. About a yellow sponge in pants living in Binki Bottom with frinds Patrik, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Sandy. He is not to bright, and makes almost every situation funny.

Spongebob Squarepants is an ok show that can make almost anyone laugh one way or another.

by Nick September 8, 2003