Blort's definitions

squarepants

An angular style of culottes, popularised by Spongebob Squarepants, a discarded kitchen sponge of ambivalent sexuality.

"Hey hon, do these squarepants make my butt look big? (No petal, it's yo' great fat ass makes your butt look big.)"

by Blort April 26, 2006

Teesh

A girl that doesn’t work but parties every weekend. A total bum and spends their last bit of money going out.

That girl is a teesh.

by Blort April 16, 2022