Spider-Man: No Way Home

ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*

Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?

Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?

Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*

Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*

by swaggiestkylefp December 30, 2021

Cosmic Spider

The act of allowing a large spider to run up and down the shaft causing stimulation until climex is reached; thus rocketing the spider into the cosmos.

I gave that daddy long legs a wicked cosmic spider last night.

by Arachnophiliacs September 24, 2011

Morman Spider

A male spider that has many females spiders that he has sex with. Can have have a large hairy spider penis that its uses to run for president.

-Man, Mitt Romney is such a Morman Spider!

-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider

by Soon Soon Soon November 20, 2013

Reverse Spider-Man

When a girl is jacking off a guy, and he cums in her hand, she throws the cum into his face and yells “Go web shooter!”

He thought it was going to be a special night, jokes on him. He got reverse Spider-Man’d

by Casemurai November 8, 2019

Spider Flange

A vagina that has been out of use for so long that it has come alive. It grows eight legs, lots of hair and it also shoots webs.

No 1: I had a rough woman last night...

No 2: What happened?

No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.

No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....

by potato pusher December 31, 2010

spider nipples

Nipples that are so hairy, they look like spiders on ones chest.

also know as "Spider Nips"

Hey, quit lookin' at my spider nipples!

Don't laugh at my spider nipples please.

Look at the spider nips on that one.

by spidernips June 18, 2014