by Smart socks April 20, 2018
A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.
Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
by Creamy Dudlius December 07, 2021
You see my friend John right there?
He's been wearing a homemade sock on his cock lately.
Pretty weird.
He's been wearing a homemade sock on his cock lately.
Pretty weird.
by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 03, 2021
The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.
Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?
Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
by Silver_Neon January 16, 2020
A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)
Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.
Person 2: Yeah, thanks
Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!
Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
Person 2: Yeah, thanks
Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!
Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
by Amski D October 05, 2008
A sock that goes around the penis
A sock used to cum into. It harder everytime it dries. A pecker sock is just a different word for "cum sock"
A sock used to cum into. It harder everytime it dries. A pecker sock is just a different word for "cum sock"
"Hey Bill, why's your sock so hard?"
"It's my pecker sock, if you know what I mean." "Ooooh can I lick it?"
"It's my pecker sock, if you know what I mean." "Ooooh can I lick it?"
by Help_me6601 July 19, 2022
by Deathrider1002 March 14, 2019