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Social Rock

Someone who is Antisocial. This person is usually rude, mean, jerkish or just extremely quiet.

Social rocks dont like other people and hate talking. They are usually found always alone at public places.
Person 1: Hey, whats up?

Person 2: Nothin', you?

Person 1: I saw a Social Rock earlier, someone tried saying 'Hi' but was completly rejected!

Person 2: REJECTIOOONN!!!!
by Blade-Kai August 6, 2011
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Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
by Mamahipster October 23, 2011
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Social Baby

A phenomenon in which two or more people combine their attitudes toward engagement with others to create a unique space for communication and external meta-cognition, which is systematically fed to different groups in order to affect change on a grand, hierarchical scale.
"Dude, wanna get together and make a social baby?"
"Yeah man, for sure!"
by old fruit March 9, 2013
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Social Grey Area

When one cannot tell whether a topic is politically correct or not.
My friends and I wanted to go as Mormon Wives for Halloween, but it felt like a social grey area.
by HannahKon August 18, 2014
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social shaming

The use of social media to shame a stubborn or unresponsive company into fixing its goods or services. In short, it's applying the doctrine of public humiliation to shape behavior to social media and thus a much larger or at least potentially much larger audience.
I'm using social shaming to make a software provider fix its crappy software.
by Eye of Bast November 15, 2014
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Social Cocoon

The girls that require a lot of warming up before being the social butterflies I know they are.
She is such a social cocoon, she talks to no one. Not yet.
by SearClover February 27, 2015
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Social Dp

Social double penetration. Two mind cocks and one mind pussy, generally used as third-wheel
Man, I hung out with my bro and his girl last night, it was total fucking social dp
by Social Dp April 16, 2015
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