digi-social

verb- To be overly social using the internet via blog's and social networking sights.

your so digi-social, you should come out to the bar with us.
the digi-social age began long before MySpace.
I never thought i would have a real digi-social life.

by Stretchz October 18, 2011

social nerpes

A strand of herpes that is contracted by being a social networking whore. People with social nerpes generally have at least 2,000 Facebook friends with 150+ likes on their profile pictures and statuses. They will appear on your newsfeed numerous times a day to attract attention to their pointless opinion on life. This type of person can't resist being involved in all the issues and drama surrounding them, which is generally how the ITD gets spread.

"Dude she has social nerpes"
"What a facebook whore"

by Squob to Gob June 17, 2012

Social Micromanaging

When all social activities of a group are authorized by a single person. This person permits the people invited, location of meeting, time of event, and activities of the event.

That crazy girl keeps social micromanaging me! I can't cut a break! Who cares who I eat lunch with???!! AHHHH!!!!

by MarkEwok December 29, 2011

Social Accessory

It's when a straight female has a gay male friend.

Monica —who is a heterosexual— is friends with Ted —who is gay— in other words, Ted is Monica's social accessory.

by Oberservin' since '89 July 30, 2013

Socially Amish

When a person has no social media or a cell phone.

Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No

by babyhuey121794 October 8, 2013

Social worker

A drama queen, completely delusional that your business is their business, despite them being a complete stranger to you

Susie came knocking at my door, insisting I "needed" her input because someone called her, she can't tell me who, and gave her some presumptions about my thoughts and feelings.

I told that social worker to get a real job and slammed the door shut.

by Ronda DeSatan May 24, 2023

Social Wasp

A individual that needs to be a part of every conversation and causes pain to the other members in the discussion. Also known as an attention seeker and won't shut up.

Here comes the social wasp to hurt our conversation and mood. Let's run.

by SnowWings February 18, 2020