A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
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A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.
Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
by Believe it or not 🙄 November 25, 2021
Get the Simon Cowell mug.Semon is a good hearted person. He shows positiveness towards everything. He is the man of his words. He has a great personality which makes him different than others. He is the everyone wants as their life-partner.
Semon is amazing.
Semon is amazing.
by Riya Chemmers November 25, 2021
Get the Semon mug.Simon is a person you will never forget. They were they guy that would always break something of yours, steal something of yours and just generally be the most annoying person you will ever meet. Though they mean no harm, you will remember a Simon for the rest of your life. As for appearance, you can never tell if their hair is red or brown, they will also always want it very short. Simons are very skinny with a slightly larger, more oval head. Simons have the energy level as a 100 cups of coffee and have the same vibe as the "A KNIFE!" "NO!" vine kid.
by Iputmyfriendsnameonhere November 25, 2021
Get the Simon mug.Simon is a short mid 50s Yorkshire man who says the n word and can get away with it. He also compliments younger girls making them uncomfortable. He loves himself too much.
You're such a simon!
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