Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025

Shreking

To ejaculate

"Oh I'm shreking it in the club right now"

by mwehehheheh March 30, 2025

Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway

Hell on Earth: The Video Game.

Person 1: Ever played Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway on GBA?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025

Shreking

When you're going down on someone and use snot as lube opposed to spit being that you blow your nose directly or indirectly to the rippled cave.

Last night he ended up shreking and my goodness.

by MasterHotCarl May 27, 2025

Shrek

To shrek, is to mess about in a swamp unhygienically. Variants: Shrek, Shreking, Shreked, Shreker.

"Those guys shrek about a lot."
"Stop shreking, guys."
"That guy shrek's about every 3 days."
"I admit it, I shreked in that swamp earlier."
"There's a whole lot of shreker's around here."
"My cousin is such a shreker."

by CoolBritishGuy June 17, 2025

Shrek Diarrhea'd

Getting green slime poured onto you, similar to what Nickelodeon does at the Kids' Choice Awards.

I got Shrek Diarrhea'd at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, and it was awesome.

by GoGo_Gadget March 1, 2026

Shrekade

The first ten years after Shrek was released on may 18th, 2001. This was a period of extreme Shrek hype filled with toys, video games, restaurant promotions, and memes. He was near unavoidable, if not inevitable.

Growing up Shrek was everywhere!
“Yeah dude that was the shrekade”

by Gb97 September 16, 2025