In a second

You would instantly without stalling, Do it. Whether its do a goat or woman or man... In a second can also mean to have sex with a girl without even thinking about it. Like when you see a ugly chick, you think about it "Would I do her?"... But if its "In a second"... No thinking... Just straight up wam wam!

*Bri'ish girls walk past shayne*

Shayne : Holy crap! IN A SECOND!!


*Gay men walk past*

Snep t3h pwnz : IN A SECOND!! OMFG WAFFLE RAFLS

by darkmyst September 19, 2005

30 Seconds To Mars

Jared, Shannon and Tomo. 3 of the most amazing men in the world. they make you believe, there music changes you. makes you think differently of life. there music is theory mixed with reality of the power that truth holds. once you join you never go back. yes it is a cult.

you will forever be echelon..

30 seconds to mars has the most amazing music in the world

by i_am_echelon September 11, 2011

5 second rule

A widely known rule used to make morons feel better about eating off of the ground. Supposedly the food god protects all food for 5 seconds after it touches the ground. After which the food god will become angry and infest it with cooties.

Moron: Oh noes my sammich!
Food god: Hurry, pick it up. 5 second rule!
~5 seconds later~
Moron: ...What?
Food god: I am angered! I shall infest your sandwich with cooties!!

by I r mime May 28, 2007

10 Second Rule

10 Second Rule is an expansion from the 5 Second Rule due usually for being too drunk! By the time the food has been dropped, your mind figuring out it has been dropped and finally realising you DO have to bend down retrieve the food it's still fine to just give it a rub off and continue to eat it. (If you are drunk, so are germs, therefore it's going to take them longer to get to the food.)

Drunk Dude 1: *Been drinking all night, drops fat juicy chip from the chippy on the sick ass ground, watches it fall, looks upset* "Damn! Oh well, 10 second rule" *Bends down, picks it up and eats it*

Drunk Dude 2: *Agrees with the 10 second rule*

by pinkpunkmaiden May 20, 2007

Second Amendment

To shoot and kill someone.

Did you hear about the guy who Second Amendmented his girlfriend when she came home late the other night?

by Dalekmaster June 4, 2014

second hand drunk

The ability to get drunk through inhaling alchoholic fumes from bevrages.

Jordan got second hand drunk while at the football game.



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by PooN DEZIGN SLC September 22, 2004