The shitty hellhole that is “education”. You wake up at around 7 to get to school by 8, get dressed, eat breakfast (or not) then go to school. First period is engineering because you were really “smart” and got into an ap class, then you get a homework assignment that, after learning how to sketch 3 months before, has 48 isometric sketches for us to make orthometric sketched of. IN ONE NIGHT. then you go to math, Hey kid do this assignment and then do twenty long division problems.
“But i have a calculator on my phone,” he says.
“Well you need to learn to do it without cheating” she replied.
“ I know how to do it i just don’t think writing numbers is a good way to spend my childhood, i would much rather plan my future or you know, GET A JOB or i don’t know maybe do SOMETHING GOOD WITH MY LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WENT TO SCHOOL
“But i have a calculator on my phone,” he says.
“Well you need to learn to do it without cheating” she replied.
“ I know how to do it i just don’t think writing numbers is a good way to spend my childhood, i would much rather plan my future or you know, GET A JOB or i don’t know maybe do SOMETHING GOOD WITH MY LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WENT TO SCHOOL
School is the best way to waste 14 years of your life on homework and things that don’t matter unless you are becoming a world renounced mathematician
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Get the School mug.A prison-like building that puts you through hell. First, you wake up at 5:00 in the morning to make you spend a painful hour getting ready for the 56th day of hell. Then, you get closer to hell around 6:30. Once you enter 'School', you are sat down to prepare for hell. Then, you have to listen to the teacher for an hour before getting scolded because you weren't paying attention to the most boring part about learning. After you finish 10% of hell, you go to a different class to do other stuff. But in 40 minutes after that, you're put back into the deepest point of hell, reading. You finally get done with the rest of hell and you can go home and relax. Just kidding! 'SCHOOL' HAS TO RUIN YOUR RELAXING TIME BY GIVING YOU FUCKING HOMEWORK!! YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH WORK ALREADY! You finally finish the last part of hell for one day and slip into a depressing life.
Just use Google to learn stuff.
Just use Google to learn stuff.
Bob: Ugh I have to go to School
Depressed person: Y- you mean p- p- prison?
Bob: Oh yeah.
Depressed guy: Don't go there.
Depressed person: Y- you mean p- p- prison?
Bob: Oh yeah.
Depressed guy: Don't go there.
by Skeletonbones October 13, 2020
Get the School mug.Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.
by Joewypak October 15, 2020
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Teacher:no
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by Schoolisbad September 13, 2017
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