Scene Kids

Camo shorts, Band T-shirts, swooping haircuts. Bought everything new to look a certain way, they dress that way to be part of the scene and their look has not evolved from the scene. Unbelievably fake- but still real people- they want to do what they do , what is everyones problem?

Scene Kids are People who go to shows but who don't believe in the scene itself.

by Some Guy, Somewhere April 17, 2006

Scene kids

Scene kids seem to be everywhere. Many artists have even sung about Scene kids in their songs. For example Hollywood Undead mentions them in a couple of their songs. But no song lays it out better then Geoffrey Paris's song "Scene Kidz"

The lyrics define a scene kid perfectly:

Lyrrics:

I’m Scene... Obscene! (Repeats)

Scene Kids, head full of weave
Head full a’ shit that’s makin’ me hot!
Gotta brain dent
Gotta cigarette
Mommy and Daddy can’t stand it yet!
Racoon tails, Painted nails
Credit card flippin’ for 2 dolla’ ring pops
Uh oh better hurry to class...My sidekick says it’s a quarter past.
Scene kids, got that shit
Myspace this, gotta leave me a pic com
Hair toss, watch the gloss
Tats and the MAC runnin up the cost

I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with HELLO KITTY, GLOOMY BEAR!

I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with PLASTIC GUNS & HAIR STR8NERS!

(Chorus)
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha got

Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha rock

Scene Kids, Where ya at?
Drama at the mall, yeah we do it like that.
Snake Bites,
Faggot fights,
Gotta make sure those jeans are tight,
Take it back one time to smoke,
Two times to drink
And free time for coke
Lemme hit that Photoshop... lookin’ real good with ur face all cropped.
Scene kids talk that shit
“Look at that bitch,
I think she’s a fat cow”
Stupid ass slut, shut the fuck up before I wipe off your eyebrow!

I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with FAKE EYELASHES...WHORE TRAINS

I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with ...

(CHORUS)

Gore, Mattel, Vuitton, kannibal, murder, Hilton... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Vance, brutal, beatdown, vicious, terror, massacre... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Chaos, suicide, catastrophe, dior, tragedy, Vanity... Where are all my Scene kids at?

Scene kids intro

DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM JEE GEOFFREY guess what!
GEOFFREY PARIS: CHRISTOFF, I’m trying to enjoy my sushi..what?
DJ CHRISTOFF: Barbie Triskadekaphobia AP/VIP/PD/FD/AE just imed me on my new limited edition juicy coture sidekick ID...she says her myspace just got hacked... AGAIN!
GEOFFREY PARIS: Double yoo tee eff? Didn’t she have like, 60 thousand friends?
DJ CHRISTOFF: I guess they got into her account. After all, everyone knows her password was HELLO KITTY 69.
GEOFFREY PARIS: Whatever. That bitch totally deserved it. I was only like, number 4 on her top 8. I totally wanted to rip out her weave at warpped tour. But I was too busy hanging out with that one guy from that one band.
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM EFF JEE, he’s so totally lush!
GEOFFREY PARIS: I know right?!
So anyways, are you going to that party in LA this weekend?
DJ CHRISTOFF: FUCK YEAH I AM! Isn’t Dani Gore, Izzy Hilton, Dominick Andrew, Vivica Von, Plastic Precious, David Dior, Melissa Millionaire, Barbie Beatdown, Jenniffer Genuine, Nathan Amazing, Timothy Paul, Iann Vuitton, Mattie Mattel, Louie Lohan, Miles Devin, John Hock, Scotty Vicious, Toby Titties, Rochelle Riot, Sarah Von Dance, FAKE FAGGOT, Sarah and Kristin Vance, Chamaine Murders, and Miss Mother Fucking Erica all supposed to be there?
GEOFFREY PARIS:... Yeah... I heard they were going.
DJ CHRISTOFF: Whatever, let's get outta here. I have church in the morning.

by Gloomy December 28, 2007

Scene

Scene is simply the new name for emo, but with a twist. The difference between Emo and Scene is that scenesters know that they are faggots and need a myspace filled with trillions of angle-shots and blackness to be hXc and fit in with all those other little douche bags. Emo kids do not know that they are stupid and have no life at all, they just think they look cool from dressing in black and having cut marks on their wrists in the shape of an X, to show that they're "straight edge".

In other words, scene is basically someone cutting their wrists and dieing their hair to look like a skunks back(not to mention, they smell like shit too because they believe greasy hair and not taking showers for centuries will help them fit into the "scene"). If you see a scenester, I highly suggest that you kick them as hard as you can.

xXxEMOxXxhXcxXxfaggotxXx: Like oh emm gee did you catch that totally hXc Hawthorne Heights show last nightfall?!?!?!!!111/1/1/

CuTyourWRISTE2Bkewl: LIKE OMG!!! i missed that scene it wuz prably HAUT!!

xXxEmOxXxhXcxXxfaggotxXx: Oh IT WuZ SeX-C!!!! WhY Did YoU BaIl?

CuTyourWRISTE2Bkewl: My CaM WoUlDnT UpLoAd My NeW MySpAcE PicS FaSt EnOuGh So I hAd To WaIt! :( I M GonNA Go CuT nOw K ThX BAI!

xXxEmOxXxhXcxXxfaggotxXx: Me2 C YaH SeX-C!

by emoslayer May 3, 2005

scene

This is hilarious.
Look how many of you have bothered to list
what a scene kid should or does look like.
All the people writing about what scene is, are most likely the fat whale wannabes who wish they looked as good
as people like "scene" kids.
Or wish that they could fit in skinnies but their rolls of fat get in the way, so they decide to take the piss instead.
"Scene kids" don't like ugly fat mank people.
Whats wrong with that?
Damn right they should.
Whats wrong with hanging around with pretty people
im sorry but i wouldnt want to hang around with someone that looked like a monkey on LSD.
I appreciate people who take pride in their appearance.
Get over yourselfs you fat c***s.
Jealousy gets you nowhere.
Tbh, punks, emos, indie kids, metal heads, the hxc kids, geeks all are clones of each other.
NO ONES ORIGINAL. ORIGINAL DOES NOT EXIST.
We all go to the same shops and buy the same things.
And what?
Die.

Fat emo whale wannabe 1: "OMGZ LOOK AT DAT SCENE KID LYK WHO DOES HE FINK HE IZ ?!1 WIV HIS SKINNYNESS.."
Fat emo whale wannabe 2: "INNIT..IM TOO KOOL LYK TO WEAR SKINNIES AND LOOK ALL COOL AND SHIT."
Scene kid: "Yeah. 'cause your a fat whale tbh mate"

by botheredlike July 12, 2006

Scene Kids

Basically meaning 'Kids who just stand around at shows for the scene.' This term is now becoming older and older as more 'scene kids' start to dress scene not 'act it.' Hell I know so many 'scene' kids that listen to fucking brutal music and dance at shows, they don't just do it for the scene.
But alas I can see where people come from when they talk abt faggy pretentious scene kids that take a bazillion pictures for myspace and are sheepish constanly touch their hair and fold their arms and bitch whine and bitch but anyway yeah the music scene isn't about fashion but fashion is always incorporated into the scene, so I'm afraid you crnt just go "ah fucking scene kids blah blah blah...hatebreed...I'm a tough guy & I kick the shit out of you cus I listen to Donny Brook" cus chances are, you wear baggy jeans and some stupid £10 silver necklace and you have a skinhead, so yet agen your still doing it for the fashion! your trying to get out of this loophole that you crnt get out of. So I just say stop trying to be fuckin original, cus everyone dresses the same neway & also stop makin a big deal outta the hardcore scene, it's not about self respect bla blah blah its about wotever the fuck you want. Btw i fucking hate the scene.

Twatty Tough Guy "Grrr I hate scene kids, I have too many baggy hatebreed t shirts and my band has a fat bassist that just tunes to drop d and plays all the same old shit, Our new album is out it's called 'the hard fight' we have a new song called 'Self Respect'. Favourite pastimes are ranting abt how shit myspace is & trying to look cool and not find lots of clothes that seperate me from the scene.
Twatty Scene Kid "OMGZZZZZZ like my band is gonna play awesome metalxcore and we're gonna be called .burningxthroughxthexseasonxofxfire. and we're gonna have long song titles like 'I didn't even know it but he died right before my eye's, and now I'm carrying his corpse' I love x's on my screen name and my band name cus we're 'straight edge' but we still smoke and drink

by josh coulton April 25, 2006

Scene Boy

a guy with black hair that always covers half of his face(mainly left)and wears size 0 in girls jeans, and wears eyeliner and who u can never tell apart from a scene girl.

scene boy:wears my fuckin eyeliner kathy?
kathy:i dunno...here use mine
scene boy:thanx...can i borrow ur jeans 2?
kathy:hella sure

by not scene January 6, 2006