vienna sausage

a term referring to a very linear measurementally challenged penis. Often used to describe fuckbois

bailey got that vienna sausage

by Blackie June 14, 2016

Susan

Noun- A person who is difficult to deal with, usually selfish, uses her zodiac as an excuse, consistently asks to speak to the manager, causes a scene to gain attention, career victim.

Verb- To react overdramaticly, or extreme, as if the world owes you a debt.

Also excellent in Memes.

Noun-a. Did you see that crazy lady over there, she's a Susan!
b. (to someone overreacting) Susan, is that you!?

Verb- a. She blew up my phone all night, she was susaning hard!
b. Calm down, you're susaning!

c. Are you about to susan?

by BGP89 October 9, 2018

Sausages

A word often used by people when they are upset or annoyed at something they or someone else have done!

Mother: Mary, you left the hair straightner on again!

Mary: Sausages!!

by Kinky Boots October 16, 2008

sausage fest

An area where there are more men than women.

1st guy "lets go to this place!"
2ng guy "nahh, the YMCA is a sausage fest"
1st guy "yeah... thats a bad idea... who would go there?..."

by 7aipan December 28, 2005

sausage jockey

gay guy

hahaha that guys a sausage jockey

by ReDDo August 17, 2003

donkey sausage

when a girl shits on a plate, microwaves it, then rolls around in it screaming "DONKEY SAUSAGE DONKEY SAUSAGE!". Kinda similar to steamroller.

A girl did Donkey Sausage on the Opie and Anthoney show on XM Radio.

by Brenjt October 16, 2006

sausa

sticking your dick into salsa and then putting it into a girls ass

"Yo, you ready for tonight babe?"
"Yeah, I'll bring the jalepeno salsa"
"this is gonna be the best sausa we've ever made"

by lululololliillulul January 27, 2014