Santa

The biggest Hoe going, she likes to suck a lot of dick, the biggest cock sucker you will ever meet.

You will never enjoy her suckin you dick.
She loves cock her body count us about 99+

Santa: Can i please suck you dick? I love sucking dick!

by Santa Tihomirova October 27, 2019

Santa

A fat fucking pedo who sneaks down your chimney and rapes your mam sideways wen she has passed out in bed like the fat filthy prostitute she is be aware kidys santa is a fake cunt.

Santa is fake and fat

by 573 November 6, 2019

Santa

stalks children/pedo can kill if feeling it. also not real.

Person 1: I think i'm being stalked...
person 2: it's santa

by bucklingshoes November 21, 2019

Santa

Fake person that your parents tell you is real and comes once a year when it’s actually your parents and they want you to be 5 and think it’s real

*chrismas eve*Parents:Santa is coming tonight!You have to go to bed early.
Parents at 12 am:*Puts presents under tree*

by Therandombee November 27, 2019

Santa

Your Mums credit card
This is why you get such shitty presents.

He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.

Friend: Santa isn't real
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse

by Some sadist November 30, 2019

Santa

Your parents.

Sarah: Mommy whos {Santa}

Mom: *slowly backs away*

by avenia November 30, 2019