...and Elton John's Straight

This is a phrase made as a response that can be said in rebuttal to a stupid comment about something that is completely untrue. It's purpose is to sarcastically add on to the other person's fib with another lie to go with it, showing them how they are incorrect. This particular phrase is derived from the fact that Elton John is gay, and therefore saying this would mean you are lying.

RJ: Bush is a warmonger!
Ryan (Me): yeah...and Elton John's Straight!

The Kentucky Yankee, proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee June 11, 2006

mary jane's pleasure lane

The act of excessively whapping it after smoking weed.

Don: Yo man did you study for that test?
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.

by DS612 December 16, 2008

Jehovah's Witness

A group of people who's faces are flat from getting doors slammed in their faces.

Jehovah's Witness: Ouch, my face feels like Kansas.

by slatte November 13, 2006

Jack's Mannequin

The perfect shade of "dark blue." Which may or may not be found in a box of crayons.

Oh, would you look at that? Tonight's the prefect shade of Jack's Mannequin.

by Kerosene July 26, 2008

Joseph's love

It's the kind of love that has no boundries. It's more than unconditional. It's that place between serenity and insanity. It's sacrificing one's own desires for the happiness of the other. It's realizing that she/he is the only person you ever want to wake up next to. It's not really something that can be explained; just felt. To put it another way, the feeling you get when gazing into their beautiful eyes and not just seeing them looking back at you. Rather, you see their soul. You see what can be. You see everything you've ever wanted and more bundled up into this one special person. It's the feeling of wanting to make them happy, even it means that she/he would be happier with someone else. It's the strength needed to give them time to think about what she/he wants and being able to respect their decision. It's a love that never fades.

I have a Joseph's love for Noel.

by dragontattoo86 March 2, 2009

Jordan's

Short for Air Jordan's. Air Jordan's; also known as Jay's, J's, or AJs are a brand of shoes produced by Nike which was designed for and endorsed by professional basketball player Michael Jordan.

Imma go get myself a fresh pair of Jordan's, gotta look fly so that chick accross the street will ask me out, yeahhh boii!!

by Talia.x November 6, 2009

New Jersey Bachelor's Degree

A high school diploma.

Frankie's family was so proud of him for getting his New Jersey Bachelor's Degree that they bought him a brand new car. He uses his new car to drive to and from his job as a fry cook at Sal's Kitchen.

by Poor_Woobie February 11, 2009