River

Verb: To be very good at retail and kind of okay at growing facial hair.

"im going to have to river this"

by Meme444 November 23, 2016

Lex Rivera

An ignorant person who does not like your factual opinion online social media

Lex Rivera bitches about my post online

by Hlhsontcare October 1, 2020

deep valley river

sucking dick while masterbating to a picture of ur uncle

dude i wuz deep valley river-ing last night, it wuz so fun.

by bigmig September 11, 2010

floats the wrong way down the river

a phrase referring to someone who is either gay or a lesbian.

"Ellen floats the wrong way down the river"

by jeffey July 15, 2007

take a dip in the river

To have sex with a woman whilst she’s on her period.

“Not tonight babe, I’m on my period”
“It’s fine to take a dip in the river, but I wouldn’t drink from it”

by Youseisaproperword July 16, 2018

River Dance

The interconnected movements that constitute the stereotyped portrayal of a homosexual man dancing.

Alfonsito slapped his man toy Gerardo's buttocks then proceeded to the dance floor ahead only to River Dance the night away.

by Knight of THe Round Table December 10, 2004