alaskan wild ride

when a girl has a very white vagina with red/auburn pubic hair. you then proceed to cum on the hair. after which you slide your penis on her cum filled hair and then slap her in the face with your dick

last night I had an Alaskan wild ride with this chick from a party alaskan wild ride

alaskan wild ride by CiPp Me October 17, 2013

scandinavian sleigh ride 

the event which occurs when one is dancing with a fat girl and proceeds to jam his finger into the anus of the large lady and hook her with his finger, resulting in a wild ride through the club/wedding reception/nursing home as the woman runs away in terror with the man in tow.
This term originates from when Scandinavian sailors would harpoon a whale and the beast would drag their boat many miles over the seas until it tired or got loose.

Since Jeremy got stuck with a fat girl while providing wingman coverage for his buddy, he decided to have her take him on a Scandinavian sleigh ride.

scandinavian sleigh ride by Benjamin and the jets October 4, 2007

Joy ride 

to use a vehicle that isnt yours and drive it around.usually the car is mashed up after the ride

i took that car for a joyridelastnight

Joy ride by strawberry sauce May 24, 2005

Bike Ride 

A code term used for closet gay men to enlist other closet gay men into having gay butt sex with them. This term usually precedes phrases such as "I'm so happy!"
Happy meaning "gay" or "the feeling you have after a great fuck."

Guy #1: Anyone want to go on a bike ride with me?
Guy #2: nah, man I'm good.
Guy #3: That would be fantastic!

a half hour later

Guy#1: I'm so HAPPY right now!!
Guy#3: This is the happiest I've ever been!

Bike Ride by Johnny Paulson April 10, 2009

bean ride 

when a bunch of mexicans are pushing an old, broken down car through an intersection/street, causing a serious road block that frustrates everyone else

there's a bean ride going on up ahead thats blocking the road.

bean ride by canttouchthis1 October 19, 2010

joy ride 

When a teenager takes his parents car keys and drives around town (usually messing up the car)

Dude i took my parents bently yestaday fer a fucking sweet joy ride

joy ride by heypudding June 13, 2007

Mexican pony ride 

You go to the dog pound and pick up the sexiest and largest dog they got. Then bring it home and vaseline its poop chute up and rape it.

I got laid off at work and was feeling down so I invited some friends over for a Mexican Pony ride.

Mexican pony ride by Impure Client October 2, 2009