National Rachael Day

May 8
The birthday and celebration of the most wonderful woman in the world. Do not call her Rachel.

Sofia: “Man! Today is National Rachael Day! Let’s get her some gifts to show her how much we appreciate her!”
Cameron: “Alrighty.”

by kawaiiuser69 February 2, 2020

Dirty Racheal

The act of spitting on your SO toes and then letting it marinate in pickle juice before sucking it clean

Kale: Hey donut can we Dirty Racheal?
Donut: Sure

by Kaleo864 March 16, 2022

Doing a Rachel

Drunkenly being sick on yourself on the tube

Excess drinking leads to disgracing yourself on the tube, going to ex boyfriends house and then having to go to work the next day in his flatmates clothes and shoes with soiled clothes in a plastic bag. Work mates then class this as 'doing a rachel'

by SmilingMAD February 8, 2010

doing a rachel

knowingly ignoring someone's feelings towards you and not doing anything about it

Emily knows he's into her, she really is doing a rachel

by gaylevion February 24, 2019

National Pick Up Rachel Day

on November 5th you can pick up Rachel and throw her.

I yeeted Rachel on National Pick Up Rachel day

by Orange_cheerio October 23, 2020

Jolly Rancher

When a man puts super glue on his penis and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally siamese twins connected by "Penis to Earlobe Bond"

This move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named Steve.

I gave Lindsay Lohan A jolly rancher in the late 90's when the bitch gave me the wrong drink at McDonalds.

Wow jimmy, Look at that dumb asshole with a Dick stuck to his earlobe.

by Lebron Fucking James October 22, 2011