I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else

*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”

by Emcaz June 27, 2019

racing etiquette

Something that concerns racers who are way off the pace.

Sean is really slow and gets out of the way because he needs to claim he has good racing etiquette.

by team dumpster fire March 7, 2024

Safe Racing

A State of being to safe to race your car or want lots of car lengths to race because you are to scared.

wanna race?" "Man i need like 10 an the hit from you" "WHAT!" Bring a safety belt because you are "SAFE Racing

by Moose59 July 16, 2010

junior race police

Someone who tries to point out racism but gets it wrong.

A: "Islamic architecture uses a lot of geometric patterns."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."

by LorenzoPhoenix October 5, 2016

Boat Race

When two groups of people team up to Double Dutch Rudder and the first team to cum wins the race.

Me and my boy will beat you any day in a Boat Race.

by GregmoDaEskimo October 29, 2018

Race-shielding

Including casting of People of Color in a piece of media so that any criticism of the work can be blamed on "racism"

"These racists are hating on Rings of Power!"
"Nah, Amazon's just race-shielding. That show is trash."

by NoDoubleThink,Thanks September 8, 2022

God Race (Temptation Stairway OST)

Music that feels like the whole world falling apart.

Temptation Stairway feels like you're falling apart, god race (Temptation Stairway OST) sounds like the whole world is falling apart.

by idkwattodo April 5, 2024