A Gentlemen's Race

A race wear two (or more) men start ejaculating at the same time and whoever finishes first, wins the race.

"Hey man I heard they had a Gentlemen's race in the men's bathroom right now."

by JJohn7 August 9, 2017

testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses

Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight

by Fronk donk August 25, 2017

Master Race

People that masturbate to a computer they dont have or need

Master Race Member: Wow! look at this GPU and use of space, Ohhh! Im gonna cum!

by GotPawnedMaBoi October 23, 2018

Boat Race

When two groups of people team up to Double Dutch Rudder and the first team to cum wins the race.

Me and my boy will beat you any day in a Boat Race.

by GregmoDaEskimo October 29, 2018

Race Day Multi

When you and your mates are at the races and your board shitless so you decided to see who can cum the quickest.

The next race isn't for 30mins wanna have a Race Day Multi

by The Gang Beast November 2, 2018

RACE

A kid who loves basketball and who is a very nice kind person that will be on your side unless you fuc up and that will not switch on you like a back stabber and who will always love you

Race ,"where are you going

Friend, "your moms house

Race,"fuc up

by The rCe November 4, 2018

whiz-race

The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.

I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018