cock push ups

Sports Studies tutor seemed to love making us do these!

"Damn Gourley U've got it easy man......cos u've got such a small one"

by Glenn Williams June 1, 2004

Pushing

The act of pushing a penis so hard it ejaculates prematurely.

I saw Jason pushing in the hall today. I swear he was totally jizzing in his pants.

by Istr0k3myc0ck2pr0nz! August 24, 2009

more cushin for the pushin

a way to describe your aunt frieda's fat ass and hangy tits.

oh johnny , do you think I'm too fat to fuck?
oh no auntie "f", thats just more cushin for the pushin.
O.k. then ride me like the pig that I am.

by tony January 24, 2004

puchie

pronounced poochie

A word substituted for another to confuse friends or peers.

Substituted for lamp below

"Hey, she just turned on puchie!"
"Haha, totally!"
"Whaat?"

by CrimefightinCele May 30, 2008

pushing pencil

the act of male masturbation by moving the hands up and down in order to eject the "lead". hence, pushing pencil.

cm: well that's why i like guys, we get bored we go on the net and watch a video, then start pushing pencil.

og: wait!? what!

cm: you know so the good lead "cums" out..

og: urrghh!!! men!! seriousllly!!?? wtf!!

cm: yeahhhh!!!!

by emontecratos January 4, 2011

pishie

A cute fish, e.g. goldfish, betta fish, Nemo. Variations: bishie, squishie

Here pishie pishie!

by jeski April 13, 2004