hayden punch

When you punch a slut in the tit back down in the water

Susan said all she wanted for christmas was a "Hayden punch" so i belted that cunt

by Sus350 May 4, 2018

Heart Punch

That feeling of dread you get when something genuinely terrible happens.
The way your heart slips a beat and you feel absolutely horrible.

I felt the heart punch when she said she didn't love me anymore.

"Hey, did you hear about that car accident?" / "Yeah, I was there; it was a real heart punch."

by MeatSocks June 24, 2016

Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

by Tackling February 21, 2019

fruity punch

When you go to haves sex and you secretly stick an apple or Apple seed in her vagina

Rick: well if you like fisting than your gonna love this I call it.. Fruity punch!

Becca: oh yea!! Wait why is it round??

by Fruity punch February 25, 2014

anal punch

To have or to have had , your shit pushed in !

She like it in her butt , I really anal punched that bitch

by Tenpinner October 1, 2017

pennington punch

When an extremely short, but fierce lady punches you in the throat suddenly and abruptly for no reason.

Kim have me the old Pennington Punch for annoying her.

by Becca 79 November 18, 2020

faux punch

to punch holes in your own card (such as a coffee shop card) in order to get the 10th free drink without actually buying the 9 drinks.

she hadnt paid for a latte in 3 months ever since she started faux punching her own cards

by Corvis. April 15, 2008