Procrastiammunition

Combination of the word 'procrastination' and 'ammunition'

When a friend tells you about a cool new link or video and you use it as a springboard to avoid working for another half an hour/hour/day/exam period.

Can be shortened to "Procrastiammo" or "Procrammo"

I would've done the essay, but all 5 of my facebook notifications contained heavy amounts of procrastiammunition that powered the lazy boy in me for hours.

by Joe_AD May 6, 2011

Procrastibang

(v) The act of having sex in order to avoid looming responsibilities.

Chad: "I'm going to fail this midterm today."
Cindy: "Why?"
Chad: "I was too busy procrastibanging to study."

by Superguidodouche May 27, 2011

Procrastimonging

Derived from procrastinating but on a higher scale, a verb used to describe avoiding doing something by doing literally nothing.

Originated in the South-West.

Mate im Procrastimonging hard

by jiminycricket2k10 June 1, 2011

Procrastipartner

When you are doing an Assignment or studying with a someone else but end up helping each other to procrastinate.

guy: "come help me study tonight yer?"
girl: "yer sure"
-six hours later-
girl: "funniest thing to show you on youtube, you can watch yours after!"
-next day-
guy: "your nothing but a Procrastipartner"

by MoistShoelace June 1, 2011

procrastinista

One who takes procrastination to the next level and makes it an art form.

She didn't just leave things to the last minute, she waited until the last millisecond - she was a true procrastinista.

by allabouteve June 2, 2011

procrastitumbling

A form of internet-induced procrastination by going on tumblr after tumblr blog and getting lost in the entertaining pictures and captions.

Girl #1: I thought you were supposed to be studying for your bio final that's in, like, two days.

Girl #2: I know but I got on tumblr for just a second and I couldn't stop procrastitumbling! It's addictive.

by ayoungin June 8, 2011