Runner's Poop

The urge to poop during or right after a run.

I was running at a good pace, but the runner's poop sneaked up on me at mile five and I had to turn back.

by Lisita May 15, 2012

jazz poop

A poop that is complex in nature and irregular in both timing and sound. A jazz poop will never have the same composition or come out exactly the same way twice.

Last night I had all you can eat hot wings, this morning was nothing but jazz poops.

by Neal B and Chris S June 25, 2010

Vapo-poop

Discarded weed residue cleaned out of a vaporizer after all the volatile active compounds have been released. Also known as re-vape.

Look at the color of that vapo-poop. You should crank up the temperature a notch to get most our of your weed.

by franco420 January 28, 2009

sky pooping

When one sits on top of the bathroom stall and takes a dump. If it lands in the toilet that's ten points and if you miss you have to clean it up with your mouth. As seen in LAB Productions film "Sky Pooping"

Did you see Brandon Isley sky pooping in LAB's new movie?

by Jmanatlabproductions September 24, 2013

poop-exit

Your dirty, brown shithole, You too ladies!

Maria held her dirty poop-exit open for me because I can't get enough of that smell.

Candice and Penelope both like to open their poop-exits for each other so they can sniff them.

by damian bunny May 9, 2008

poop protection

A person who never wipes their ass so they dont get raped in jail.

Man i didnt wanna rape jon because he had poop protection so i raped bill instead cause he didnt.

by poopoo man 974321986509 May 11, 2009

Poop sock

A sock used as temporary storage for human excrement (usually shit) generally used by people who either don't have access to toilets, or hardcore gamers who also don't have access to a toilet because you can't pause online games, mom.

Oh shit mom sound the poop sock, forgot to throw it out after the roblox gaming shesh!

by TWEFJ November 29, 2019