Polish back side

Snail trailing a person with a hair back after completing a sexual act.

Donnie really give Bernie a polish back side after dinner and a movie

by Spamrisk87 August 1, 2023

Polish Cocktail

A glass of water with a booger in it

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.

by JimmyV August 1, 2023

polish sombrero

Paper toilet seat cover used in public restrooms.

That toilet sees a lot of use, be sure to use a Polish sombrero to protect your skin.

by eggdrop03 September 21, 2023

Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023

Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.

Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.

by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023

Polish Plant

When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.

I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night

by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

Polish Mustard Tag

Polish Mustard Tag (Polish: Musztardowy Berek) is a traditional game played by Polish children. The game is an offshoot of Berek, the Polish version of Tag. The game is traditionally played with a bag of mustard seed but is now played with mustard bottles.

The game starts off with one player being made Berek, or "It", who must touch another player to make them Berek. The objective of the other players is to cooperate to prevent becoming Berek by passing around the mustard. Whoever holds the mustard is made immune and cannot be tagged. Whoever has the mustard will have to run towards the player being chased to give them the mustard before making their escape. The game ends when one person remains untagged.

Child 1: Berek! You have been made Berek!
Child 2: This is Polish Mustard Tag! I have the Mustard! I am not it!
Child 1: Kurwa!

by Dstroyer101 November 21, 2024