captain planet

three words: he's the devil
he is summoned up by Gaia worshiping hippie fucktards into wicca

Ted Turner has serious mental issues.
captain planet is the gayest thing ever
even Richard Simmons is saying "god damn that show is gay!"

by me April 8, 2006

10 yr plan

Someone who plans to graduate from their local community college in 10 yrs or more. Ironic due to community college's only being 2 yr schools.

Yeah, I am on the 10 yr plan at -insert community college name-. I've already been there 3 years.. only 7 more to go!!

by keepitloki June 18, 2006

Plan B

To ejaculate inside a vagina without protection.

I got plan b'd last night, so I've gotta go to the pharmacy after Sunday school.

by NIGHTMOOSE February 19, 2011

game plan

a lame synonym used when asking what the planned schedule is going to be for upcoming events. usually used by old white men, doucebags, and people not ot be delt with.

Person 1: So what's the game plan
Person 2: (Pause) Uh, don't talk to me.

by joanellie August 29, 2008

Captain Planet High

Level of highness where, when smoking a marijuana joint with 3 or more different kinds of weed, their powers combine to equal something more than the sum of their parts alone; Like Captain Planet.

"Man, I got so baked when I smoked that joint. We used 3 kinds of weed which were only so powerful individually, but with their powers combined, we became, Captain Planet High!!!!"

by Muddy Run November 8, 2008

renewing your dental plan

slang for masterbation....especially in females

some synonyms include...playing wheres waldo, walking down the red carpet, etc.

though it bares no real reference to anything sounding even remotely obscene, this phrase can be used among friends to talk about and/or mess with members of the opposite sex

1. shes really hot, id love to renew her dental plan

2. if you cant wait for me to come back, just renew your dental plan while you're lonely

3. if you renew your dental plan, can i watch?

by dirk lance August 15, 2005