p-due

wordcock/word

God motherfucking dammit! Who the fuck glued my p-due to my ass while I was asleep?!

by Hank April 4, 2003

P.N.S.

Pre-Nicotine Syndrome. Describes the bitchy, cranky, irritable mindstate prior to having the day's first cigarette.

Why don't you go have a smoke instead of acting like a P.N.S.ing bitch?

by richie138 June 29, 2009

P-Value

The size of one's penis. Often used in statistical classes and often mistaken for that definition. On a side note, a P-Value of 5.00 or below is considered low or "small".

Guy: Wow that was great. We should do that again sometime.

Girl: No thanks, your P-Value was way too low for me...

Guy: Oh...

by alexholder November 24, 2010

p.o.t.a.t.o

People Over Thirty Acting Twenty-One

A drunk ass old fart in the club......WHOMP p.o.t.a.t.o!

by Cindeez June 21, 2012

P.H.A.T

Pretty.Hot.And.Tempting

Dat Chick is P.H.A.T!!!

by pooh_bear10 May 10, 2006

p-hole

To find a woman.

I need to get some p-hole.

by Ghandi November 14, 2003