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mud flaps

a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.
by James Lowe February 12, 2005
mugGet the mud flapsmug.

Mud Mask

When a person shits in a womens vagina and then eats her out.
Last night I gave her a Mud Mask and my face still smells like shit.
by Manotaur December 30, 2007
mugGet the Mud Maskmug.

mud flaps

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s mud flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s mud flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their mud flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
mugGet the mud flapsmug.

dick in the mud

The act of Anal Butt and she/he/it shit into the partner penis
I was with Cindy last Night and she really gave Me a Dick in the Mud.
by Pizza guy 37 July 10, 2016
mugGet the dick in the mudmug.

mud wolf

THE MUD WOLF IS A MESSY SEX POSITION, WHERE YOU STAB A GIRL IN THE ASS AFTER A LONG NASTY SHIT, BUT YOU MUST HOWL LIKE A WOLF WHEN YOU GET OFF, MUST BE PERFORMED ON A FULL MOON
GIRL YOUR GOING TO GET MUD WOLFED TONIGHT
by stick it then lick it June 22, 2016
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Hobo Mud

Muddy pile of fecal matter found on the sidewalk in urban areas.
Hobo Mud is plentiful around 17th and Capp street in San Francisco.
by figoldstyl September 20, 2007
mugGet the Hobo Mudmug.

dirty mud

Dirty Mud is a man with coarse curly hair who wears his ex girlfriends bracelets while riding dirt bikes in the woods. He loves jumping on men.
by Jack Arc April 12, 2020
mugGet the dirty mudmug.

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