When you ejaculate on the upper lip of someone who is asleep, then rip out their pubes while yelling "MORNING MUSTACHE" and sprinkle it upon the the gooey mixture and let it dry.
My girl wasn't keeping it trimmed up downstairs so I had to morning mustache her.
My girlfriend didn't give it up last night so I taught her a lesson by giving her a morning mustache.
I like kissing a man so I gave her a morning mustache.
My girlfriend didn't give it up last night so I taught her a lesson by giving her a morning mustache.
I like kissing a man so I gave her a morning mustache.
by Red Raider Safety May 7, 2009
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its a thick aired morning after a drunk night with plenty of swearing and fights.
everybody pretending nothing happened coz nobody wanna deal with explanations and excuses.
This is your part, time wisely.
everybody pretending nothing happened coz nobody wanna deal with explanations and excuses.
This is your part, time wisely.
everybody minding their business.
you (in chanty sing-song): "Good Morning Vietnam! Take it in, the lovely napalm!"
you (in chanty sing-song): "Good Morning Vietnam! Take it in, the lovely napalm!"
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Anchors:
Diane Sawyer
Chris Cuomo
Robin Roberts
Weather:
Sam
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HQ:
Times Square
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Anchors:
Diane Sawyer
Chris Cuomo
Robin Roberts
Weather:
Sam
Champion
HQ:
Times Square
New York City
by Ryan Campbell Cunningham May 5, 2009
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by Zandermuel February 7, 2008
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