elcapitan morgan

A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.

Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???

Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan

elcapitan morgan by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013

esther morgan 

beautiful ranga and is happy has a big heart, she likes nachoes and mexican food

esther morgan is a beautiful ranga

esther morgan by gary1234567867 May 26, 2014

robert morgan 

Fatass with a tiny dick

Robert morgan is a door

robert morgan by willy wonkea February 17, 2015

craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

craptain morgan by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016

Bryon Morgan 

Some one who joins the navy to get hormone medications to change his sex. Then creates a grinder account to find Morgan's dad, @morgansdad@grinder.

I joined the navy for the awesome bennie's and the hormone medications you can get, because I recognize myself as butch women. So, you can call me a Bryon Morgan.

Bryon Morgan by brad-shaw November 4, 2016

Captain Morgan 

When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you

Guys did you hear that Ryan pulled a captain Morgan last night on his girl?

Captain Morgan by Ravenclaw21 March 24, 2017

kyleigh morgan 

Slut

What a kyleigh Morgan

kyleigh morgan by Big chief Comanche April 18, 2018