morning loo

a friendly greeting via txt to welcome your fellow buddy to the new day

jordie: morning loo!
lara: morning poo!

by Jordie-poo August 29, 2007

moonsinger

alpha of the crystalmoon wolf pack. keeper of the peace, protector of the weak, doesn't always see it the right way but given the time she sorts it out. lover of the pack, she is the glue that holds them together. Strong willed, curious with the motto 'curiosity is gonna kill me', amusing without even knowing it, and stubborn though she cant always have her way, try's to keep everyone happy. Hates fighting and keeps the pack peaceful as possible. she loves her pack and is extremely proud of them but is a little mistrustful around outsiders.

" whoa moonsinger sure pulled that fight apart quick! all she had to do was talk them out of it...wish I could do that!"

"that moonsingers so curious she'll give those curious cats a run for their money!"

by moonsinger April 13, 2009

Morning Beller

After a night of drunken sex you forget to remove the condom and urinate all over a girls bathroom and piss off her roommate.

Andy pulled a morning beller at that fat chicks house last night.

by prizedflavor January 24, 2010

Morningwind

The fresh farts (wet or dry) that occur in the wee hours of the morning.

Yo, i just ripped a morningwind 3 hours ago. It was the best!

by djax102 September 15, 2012

morning sugar

Cocaine

The kids were hopped up on their morning sugar.

by The tiger September 26, 2013

morning-after french toast

When you can't make pancakes and you're all out of waffles...

Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

by Meathook Mike June 16, 2014

Good Morning

When you wake a girl up by skull fucking her and yelling GOOD MORNING!

My wife was gonna be late for her meeting so I made sure to wake her up with a good morning.

by Jeff Chadwick Good Morning November 19, 2019