Morningwind

The fresh farts (wet or dry) that occur in the wee hours of the morning.

Yo, i just ripped a morningwind 3 hours ago. It was the best!

by djax102 September 15, 2012

morningside heights

What Columbia students call Harlem.

A pleasent stroll down Malcom X Boulevard will take you to Morningside Heights, where you can see the beautiful Columbia University campus.

by tekmiester September 7, 2006

morningside

One's appearance the morning after a night of sex.

"I must have been drunk last night, because her morningside was nasty!"

by HalfAuzz May 26, 2008

Morningwood Rainbow

The Act of Waking Up With Morningwood,Taking A Piss, But Having To Stand Far Back From The Toilet So You Don't Spill, And Your Piss Stream Looks Like A Rainbow

Dude I Woke Up With Morningwood, and My Dick Was So Hard I Had To Pull A Morningwood Rainbow.

by KaKeeZDiaBlo186 July 22, 2009

offset morningwood

Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you

*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*

Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood

Billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood

by Those arab guys August 27, 2017

morningwood

when a man wakes up with an erection

I dreamed about your mom last night and waked up with morningwood

by TOOOOOL May 30, 2005

Morningwood Docking

A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.

- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.

by Realtip July 19, 2013