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fuzz monkey

A slang word for cops. Originated in the Boston Area. See also Po Ninja
Break up the party! The fuzz monkeys are here!
by Sam Dibble August 26, 2008
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Grind Monkey

Has two meanings:
1. Someone with a low level desk-job who relentlessly works 9-5, similar to jobsworth
2. Someone who 'grinds' endlessly on World of Warcraft or any other MMO.
1. "Damn grind monkeys made a huge queue in the post office on their lunch break"

2. "He's playing again? Man he's such a grind moneky"
by Nihilelevant January 13, 2009
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boiler monkey

boiler monkey is a Boilermaker a Boilermaker is Anyone who works in the boiler construction or repair trade or A member of the International Brotherhood of Boilermakers, Iron Ship Builders, Blacksmiths, Forgers and Helpers
by misfit138 June 12, 2009
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Crease monkey

An urban professional who continually re-wears suit pants to work every day, but fails to iron them, thereby creating a proliferation of creases behind the knees and alerting everyone nearby to the fact that this person is a crease monkey.

A crease monkey will also tend to have poor hygiene and wear outdated clothing. They tend to be social introverts as they have no real friends to point out to them that they smell, their clothes are outdated and they have tons of creases behind their knees.
"Wow, look at that ugly green suit, what is that from 1981?"

"Haha, probably. I don't think he's had it pressed since 1981 either, what a crease monkey."

"Total crease monkey. I bet he smells."
by jpc1 December 7, 2009
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Gay Monkey Virus

An Asshole Named Marcus Has "Gay Monkey Virus" He Attacks Them With His Nappy Ass Fashion..With I Find Annoying Af
Marcus:Hi
Me:Fuck Off Gay Monkey Don't Infected Me ASSHOLE! U Have Gay Monkey Virus!
by Retarded Error 404 September 12, 2015
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script monkey

A disparaging term for a psychiatrist who dispenses pharmaceutical scripts like a trained monkey.
We need another script monkey here at the prison, somebody who can quickly move ‘em in and out on a production line.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 11, 2019
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