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Penis Monkey

Your a real penis monkey, that is to say you like the dong
by Main December 11, 2003
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monkey bath

a "bath" that cleans only the body parts that smell. monkey baths typically do not involve total immersion in bath water, but rather require only the use of a washcloth and water.
ah man i dont have enough time for a shower...i'd better just take a monkey bath.
by Melissa September 11, 2003
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monkey in the wrench

a nuisance, something that ditracts from getting things done. This is a variation on "a monkeywrench in the works" which dates back to the industrial revolution. If a wrench were to fall into the gears of the large factory machine, it would make everything stop.

monkey in the wrench was first used in the movie Die Hard in 1988. In the film, the hero is a cop trapped in a highrise building full of terrorists. After killing several of them, he talks to their leader via a cb radio. When the villain asks who he is, he states,
"Just a fly in the ointment Hans, a monkey in the wrench, a pain in the ass."
by Bobby White June 30, 2008
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monke

monke ride wife. monke happy. wife fight back. kill wife. monke sad. *dies of rock*
by Berriesisjoupappa February 27, 2021
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Bum Monkey

Of Arab origin, a Bum Monkey is a small, Anal-dwelling monkey that makes a habitat out of the rectal passage. It feeds off lumpy faeces and looks like a rodent.
Karim is a Bum Monkey in Fahd's ass!
by Maverick Corleone May 31, 2006
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Fuck a monkey

1. An exclamation of frustration
2. An exclamation of awesomeness
3. A dismissal
4. To totally suck at something
5. Something you say when there's nothing else to say
6. To have sexual intercourse with a primate
1. "Why won't this thing work??? Argh, fuck a monkey!"
2. "How 'bout that GWAR concert last night?" "Fuck a monkey, that was awesome!"
3. Dumbass walking in on conversation: "You like GWAR??? You guys are sickos!" Guys: "Oh, go fuck a monkey!"
4. *Awkward silence* "Fuck a monkey!"
5. "Man, I fuck a monkey at this!"
6. "I gotta go to the zoo and fuck a monkey."
by Blood Seraph December 13, 2008
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