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milk a cow 

manipulating the 'udder' of the male human to produce 'milk' by partial or complete envelopment. often a lubricated tube and undulating motion is used
dana was in trouble and strongly needed to milk a cow

sam figured out that after 40, women begin to no longer wish to milk a cow !
milk a cow by michael foolsley April 24, 2021
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milk thigh

When a womens thigh is extremly thick so thick that it out weighs her butt to the point where her thigh is to thick for her body.
The girl that gave me a lap dance had some milk thigh.
milk thigh by fobazze December 28, 2008

Milk Button 

To cum in someones belly button after you pulled out.
Girl: "whys there milk in my belly button?"

Boy:" thats not milk, i pulled out before i came and ejactulated in your belly button"

Girl:"so now i gotta clean up this Milk Button? Thanks..."
Milk Button by ShizOwonder December 31, 2010

Milk Mustache 

The art of ejaculating on your hand, but letting some get on your finger. Now gently rub the semen on your hand on to her upper lip. Forming a "Milk Mustache.


Note:It is like a Dirty Sanchez, but with Semen.
Austin wanted to spice up the night, so he gave Patriza a Milk Mustache.

milk and cookies 

The best damn comedy site around were users add the content.
I want media faster than ebaumsworld
milk and cookies by MalDON February 14, 2005