Final Sigma Male

The Final Sigma sees the world "above the board", while alphas and sigmas are queens and kings in a chessboard a final sigma is the player.
A Final Sigma male is the greatest in the group and always around people even though human opinion doesn't mean anything to him as a individual, he just watches the world unfold and the humanity evolves by their own actions as a mere ex-post-facto researcher.

You need to understand John is a Final Sigma Male, he is just collecting information, he is not bothered at all... chill out.

by Engra August 12, 2021

male aggressive

(adjective) hostile toward and/or seeking to harm males, mainly because they are male.

(noun) person or thing described by the above.

(adjective) The lyrics were male aggressive crap, but the music was great!

(noun) Alex has a difficult road ahead. Many male aggressives are terribly lonely.

by TB-303 June 16, 2009

pin up male

A male celebrity who is very handsome and hot. Mostly in teen magazines, such as the Bop Magazine.

I am starting a pin up male collection. I think I'll start with that Keanu Reeves poster.

by CherrySlushieBabe October 28, 2015

Absolute Beta Male

Someone that all the girls feel comforable talking to because they are undeniably and permenently destined for the friend zone.

See also: Beta Soy Boy

Friend 1:All the girls only want to talk to me
Friend 2:Thats because you're an Absolute Beta Male destined for the Friend Zone.

by YeetyYeeter September 10, 2019

male truffle butter

When two males have sex and the bottom shit's while the other cums

Oh no did we male truffle butter?!

by Kathy101 September 4, 2016

Male Crying Hysteria

A mock mental illness, defined as when a grown man is so emotionally unstable that they can't help but cry and break into panic at the slightest inconvenience or hint of stress.
Severe cases may even lead to a UTI.

My roommate started freaking out and breaking shit after I left a plate in the sink for half a day. He must have MCH, Male Crying Hysteria.

by Violence Enjoyer December 3, 2022

Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.

Andddddd that was “Hey Jealousy” by the Goo Goo dolls…. I mean Oasis…. I mean Gin Blossoms! Eh, who gives a fuck, they’re all beta male rock bands anyway.

by Bubby Bubby August 30, 2022