machiniality

(v.) act of boning machines

Andrew commited machiniality when he boned his laptop.

We caught Andrew in the act of machiniality with his dick stuck in his Taurus' tailpipe.

by Andrew69b November 2, 2008

machine cuisine

Food from a vending machine.

I didn't have time for breakfast so I got some machine cuisine at the airport.

by Neil Alien August 10, 2009

macxist

adj. Any instructions or devices that assume you are using a Windows platform, not a Macintosh computer

n. One who assumes you have a Windows operating system and treats you accordingly

1. I couldn't update Microsoft Word because the file was macxist.

2. The Best Buy Geek Squad guy was such a macxist. He sold me the wrong monitor cable.

by Dan Lester September 9, 2009

machinecat

A cat being used to make a machine gun sound in "meow" form. Previously shown on Web soup.

My cat can turn from cat, to machinecat!

by olympiano June 26, 2010

Macinated

When a computer gamer games on a Mac and has a whole bunch of problems.

Mac Gamer: Man my computer keeps freezing every time I launch this game.

PC Gamer: You've been Macinated!

by KingSteve032 January 26, 2012

Macinthot

A hoe for Apple products. A mix of the word Macintosh and Thot (that hoe over there).

You have the new Macbook Pro, iPad, and iPhone ? You're such a macinthot.

by IbraDiallo January 22, 2014