Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex

Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

stum lock

When you get hit in the genital area and it feels like your testicles are locked inside your stomach

Friend 1: Hey man are you alright?
Friend 2: Yea, Gary punched me in the balls and now I have stum lock

by fuwefowepcbwopc January 6, 2019

varsity lock

Someone who is definitely going to make varsity next season.

"Jeff is a varsity lock did you see how much playing time he gets"

by toop223 October 20, 2023

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

Lawn Locked

Completely surrounded by suburbs.

Shit man yous lawn locked.

by Justpickoneman July 10, 2017

Zombie Locked

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.

by Froginabox December 16, 2011