cunt lick asshole

A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.

You stupid fucking cunt lick asshole!!!

by Haley haynes December 20, 2016

lick your crown

euphemism for eating pussy

You won't just have to polish my scepter
I will also lick your crown (pussy)

by [SOG] March 24, 2020

lick my tag

To capture one's quick response code in order to gain contact information via .tel addressing.

You know what to do, lick my tag.

by urbanhelper2 May 13, 2010

Lick it, Don’t Ticket

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket

So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket

by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019

Lick her store

Heading to the lesbian store. Come with me and pitch in. Wha? Ya get a bottle at the lick her store

What time does the lick her store close anyways?

by NaySayNs November 11, 2015

Licking my wounds

Taking time off from socializing and/or going out using that time instead to heal from an embarrassing experience

Friend 1: "What are you doing siting all alone just staring at the telephone? There's a party happening over at Stacy's."
Friend 2: "I'm just sitting here licking my wounds...and I don't think I'll be finished soon..."

by Lafy February 27, 2022

lick my balls

the act of licking balls

Person 1: my pussy stinks
Person 2: lick my balls

by coollesbian8282682 September 14, 2022