Kirk Hammett

THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)

Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).

1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.

2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!

by Anon♡♡ February 2, 2023

Kinky Afro

Son, I'm 30

I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty

And I don't have a decent bone in me

What you get is just what you see yeah

I see it so I take it freely
And all the bad piss ugly things I feed me

I never help or give to the needy

Come on and see me

I had to crucify some brother today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

I said dad you're shabby

You run around and groove like a baggy

You're only here just out of habit

All that's mine you might as well have it

You take ten feet back and then stab it

Spray it on and 'tag it
So sack on me

I can't stand the needy

Get around here if you're asking you're feeling

I had to crucify somebody today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

So sack all the needy

I can't stand to leave it

You come around here and you put both your feet in

I had to crucify somebody today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So go on and say it

I had to crucify some brother today

And I don't hear what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

Kinky Afro

by Death Menace February 13, 2023

Kirbyed

An action that involves being completely ate from any other thing that can eat you in a single bite.

He got kirbyed by that crocodile, he is a failure.

by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023

Kirk Hammet

One of the best technical guitarists who plays for the band Metallica. He started off in a garage band called "mesh", then Exodus and Joined Metallica in 1983. He does ripping solos and playing at lightning speed.

Metallica would be nothing without Kirk Hammet. James Hetfield is a great guitarists and all, but Kirk Hammet superior

by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023

kinky twinky

A gay guy who is especially kinky

That guy over there, guess what he’s into bdsm! He is a real kinky twinky

by wat is da dog doin February 20, 2023

Kirk

The male version of a Karen. A male person who uses his privelige, economic status or ethnicity to demand their way. They view all others beneath them and feel they deserve special treatment. Often discovered through alcohol consumption.

That guy at table 7 wants 7 lemons in his water and snaps when he wants service. The guy is a total Kirk.

by Tonylum February 24, 2023

Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.

Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!

by Purplenado March 6, 2023