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Covenant of the Keys 

when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;
1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )
Covenant of the Keys by Jason June 30, 2004
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keybanger 

A keybanger is to coast along in an manual carby'd car with the engine off pumping the go pedal 3-4 times then with the car in gear dropping the clutch causing the car to 'roll start' causing a great bang to show you mates you need a new muffler.
OMG I shouldn't have done that keybanger, I need a new muffler now eh uleh?
keybanger by ONE_VIA_S13 May 21, 2007

Keyblader 

A person that plays Kingdom Hearts, the game in which the core weapon is the Keyblade. A person who pwns with the Keyblade.
player 1:Hey, did you play Kingdom Hearts 2 yet?

player 2:Yeah! I'm awesome at it, I'm a total Keyblader!
Keyblader by khluver April 17, 2010

Keyboard Courage 

When another person becomes raged while on the computer and attempts to fight with words over the internet.
Man that dude seems really tough" "No its all just keyboard courage
The most beautifully precious girl. The best daughter in the world.
Keylara has a beautiful voice!
keylara by Carla Barker June 8, 2015
A Gator stronghold located in the upper keys of Florida.
Damm, I got wasted last weekend at Keyzee watching the Gator game. The silver bullets went down fast
Keyzee by Tuffguy UF December 29, 2018