Matthew Kane

The best defenceman in Cowan Heights Elementary

Wow that guy is so good he must be Matthew Kane

by mkane0617 May 30, 2019

Kane

The whore who goes to montevideo schools and often is caught sucking ginourmous penis..... he has been called a snicker licking son of a bitch and enjoys being gay with his parents

Kane glomstad is the biggest homosexual in the world

by Kane Glomstad November 9, 2009

Kane Bone

Human being whom experiences a lack of sexual intercourse.

A bonehead, dumb ass, shit brick often referred to as bitch by Chris.

Excessive vomiting while smoking bud.

Person whom often views "The Goat."

Kane rarely bones anything but your mum.

"Hey shit brick why'd you fall down in the shower...Stupid douche. You wrecked my curtain."

"Hey Kane Bone...THE GOAT!!! How many times do I get to kick you in the balls now?"

by B0uncer January 29, 2009

kaned

To kane a car - drive the other side of light speed.
To kane a person - to almost kill them.

'Bile kaned it out of this corner and clipped the undercover filth car.'
or
'He fuckin kaned this cunt...'

by Rigs April 27, 2003

Danity Kane

When a female performs oral sex on a male counterpart while being in the nude.

I was at her apartment trying to get that danity kane, but she was complaining about how it was too cold.

by B.Friday March 16, 2008

Kane

a being that is placed inside garfags arse hole for pleasure whom cannot get an errection but only able when given a blowup penis

i need a bottle of kane = i need a bottle of stella artios

by the revenge you deserve August 4, 2010

kanyed

To be interupted at a very important moment and embarrassed infront of a lot of people

"did you see taylor swift at the VMA awards?"
"yeah she got totally Kanyed

by zelcrow September 25, 2009