a. johnson

When a guy ejaculates on a womans face

Hey did you give her an a. johnson?

by Ator July 16, 2008

zachary johnson

The biggest fuckboy of all time. Someone who sends nudes to his entire bus. Tries to get with everyone but is unable to because he is a fuckboy

zachary Johnson is the biggest fuckboy, he won't stop messaging me.

by lick da booty May 5, 2015

Boris Johnson

A sexual BDSM act that progressively becomes more intense with a tier system ranging from 1-4 and full lockdown. Starting by slowly restraining a person(s) feeedoms up tp full lockdown and locking a person(s) in for several months and fucking them repeatedly until they give up and comply.

I did a Boris Johnson and put them on full lockdown, they've never been fucked so hard for so long.

by I_Am_Potato January 5, 2021

Boris Johnson

The fuhrer of Britain in waiting, slowly turning the country into an undemocratic democracy with no room for opposition, not that it really matters considering the country has no real opposition group anyway and the Labour Party, the second largest parliamentary party, doesn't stand up to his regime.

Boris Johnson's government consists of London elites and is controlled by donors of whom he frequently gives tax breaks while 20% of his people live in extreme poverty.

by IceChill789 August 9, 2021

Swanson Johnson

A phrase that descibes a mystery...such as a name,place,time ect.

"Who's comming with us?" "Swanson Johnson."

by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005

Silky Johnson

You start masturbating with a little dab of lotion and when you cum you rub the semen into your foreskin, leaving a silky and smooth texture. Until it dries...

I got lonely last night, so I gave myself a Silky Johnson

by Silky Johnson? March 26, 2009