Jonas

A gift from god himself

A gift that will look after his friends and usually doesnt get angry

has a mega cock

Hey man whats your cock size

Jonas

Whoa thats prettey poggers

by NotEthrealAdonis December 22, 2020

Joni

A Joni usually has green or blue eyes and brown hair, with a killer smile. A Joni is known to be very down to earth and a good friend that you can trust any secret with. Though jonis don't like to admitt it, they are secretly very insecure. Jonis also tend to get any guys they want and don't let anyone get in their way. When she steps in the room all eyes go on her. Jonis are very artistic,smart and loving. Jonis make a great girlfriend and are very trustworthy. Jonis are a little shy at first but once you get to know her, shes loud and fun. Joni's are thick, curvy with a nice butt and boobs and may be the sexiest girl you will meet. Girls like joni are hard to find, once you get her you don't wanna let her go.

"Whose that😍!"
"That's joni"
"Should of known she's hot"

by Lovinglife228 June 29, 2015

Jongkey

A fan pairing of Jonghyun and Key (Kibum) from the K-Pop group Shinee (샤이니).

Fangirl 1: Did you read the new chapter of the Jongkey fanfiction?!

Fangirl 2: Of course! It was so hot!

Fangirl 1: I know, right?!

Fangirl 1 & 2: **KYAHHH!!!**

by Sei350 August 16, 2011

mike jones

i figured i'd ask smarterchild about the rapper mike jones.

CalJsportz:Mike Jones
smarterchild: who?
CalJsportz: mike jones!
smarterchild: what about mike jones?
CalJsportz: who?
Smarterchild: mike jones.

by Sir Callahan July 31, 2007

John Paul Jones

The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.

Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.

by sackbaker August 14, 2010

kim jongin

One of the 12 hottest gods from EXO Planet. Stage name is Kai and is the Lead Rapper in EXO-K. Has the ability to teleport. Some people call him "the Dancing Machine" because of his awesome choreography. Has a charismatic face that fangirls, and even fellow member D.O.(Do Kyungsoo) is attracted with.

Girl 1: Who is that EXO-K's Lead Rapper's name?
Girl 2: His name is Kim Jongin a.k.a. Kai. Why do you ask?
Girl 1: I thought he was D.O., because they look alike.

by haruka_rin September 18, 2014

Jonestown

A party hosted by commies a long times ago in south america where you lie on the ground sunbathing after drinking poisonous Kool aid

Person 1: Have you been to Jonestown?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: How come you are still alive?

by eggman nega February 10, 2021