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Jesus Beats

Jesus beats is a term used when music relative to the gospel of Jesus Christ is being played
Lecrae: I'm bumpin dees Jesus Beats whenever they seein me.
People lookin all confused, cuz every one of my tunes is screamin Jesus peeps

Anyone playing Christian music = Jesus Beats
by Audaciamusic June 13, 2011
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Jesus Strap

The handle in the car/suv/vehicle near or around the doors. Grabbed when taking a fast corner or a fast stop.
It was only when we started driving, that I noticed, the car has no Jesus Straps. "We're screwed" I thought.
by Psuedo-San August 19, 2008
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jesus bravo

A young man with enough will power to achieve anything but too lazy to really try. Handsome, above-average penis size, and a beast in the sheets. If you're looking for good sex look for a Jesus Bravo. Athlete type of guy who is a hard worker and also funny and serious at the same time. Overall, an amazing character that anyone can hang around with.
Damn, Jesus Bravo really made me laugh today.
by bravobeantacos November 3, 2013
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jesus freak

A person who supports and believes in Christianity, often to the degree where it's overwhelming, irritating, and even creepy. Some pass out pamphlets promoting God or Christ, plead with you to come to church, and sport stickers or T-shirts promoting their God, whom they've never seen physical proof of. Sometimes they'll even try to force their beliefs on you, so if you're an atheist, beware.
Jesus freak: "Come to church, it won't hurt. Jesus loves you. He died for your sins."

Person: "Well, have you actually seen Jesus or God?"

Jesus freak: "Um, no, but he talks to me in my dreams."

Person: "Uhh... yeah. Piss off, you creep."
by HueyFreeman September 13, 2006
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Jesus Fuck

-noun
1. An ecstasy-inducing religious experience.

2. A conversation between dating individuals who refuse to have sex, and so choose, instead, to talk about their love for their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

-interjection
1. An exclamation that is markedly more serious than the traditional words "fuck" or "Jesus." It is pronounced as if there is a comma between the two words: "Jesus, FUCK"
Person 1: What did you and that guy do last night? Did you hook up?

Person 2: You know, he is really religious and stuff. That got in the way, so we decided to Jesus Fuck instead.
by BetaBlocker July 8, 2010
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Spic Jesus

Jesmani Alicea, located in Attleboro, MA 02703
Jesmani is a spic, and the next jesus, so he is Spic Jesus
by SeanDaley March 2, 2010
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Sleazy Jesus

An deliciously strong alcoholic beverage meant to be chugged.

It consists of half Natural Light and half Sangria, and is finished off with a shot of vodka. After mixing the ingredients in a red solo cup, the drink is meant to be consumed extremely fast for the best end result. Sangria is used to represent the blood of jesus and the beer/vodka to make you sleazy.

The drink received its name from the sleazy jesus scene in the recent musical "Reefer Madness."
Holy Jeez, that Sleazy Jesus was damn good.

Another round!
by Otard June 27, 2008
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