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Internet Diagnosing

The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.
Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."

Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"

Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."

Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"
by mel268 July 7, 2010
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Internet Cajones

To have a high amount of courage behind a computer screen (or over the internet in general) that would otherwise not be followed up or said in person. Such occurrences can include insults and arguments in general. Not being able to follow up to threats previously made online in a real life scenario also apply. Also see: internet balls
A: You are such an idiot, I hate you.
B: Why don't you come here and say that to my face?
A: Make me.
B: Clearly you have a strong case of "Internet Cajones"
by Roger_5000 October 23, 2012
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No internet game

The no internet game that has somehow has turned into an internet meme

You have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internetYou have no internet
Friend:shit I have no internet

Other friend:but the no internet game is awesome
Friend:oh my god your right
by Yeet dinosaur September 26, 2019
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internet shooter

A person thats think that they are something but thay aint shit
-That guy rapping bout all the guns he have and how he kill you
-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter
by mhblock December 20, 2017
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Internet Thug

Someone who is tough and thuggish online behind a screen thinking their a demon, but fragile as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions thinking nothing is going to happen to them because their online.
Online: - That boy Calab is a lame I can have sex with his girlfriend and his momma and smack his daddy and his brothers! I might just smack him myself!

Real life: - Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!
Internet Thug: What you mean dude I wasn’t talking about you man I didn’t mean it I’m sorry
Calab: NAH SAY WHAT YOU SAID ONLINE TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!
Internet Thug: ...
by LivingLikeCam November 8, 2020
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Conquered The Internet

When you've done all that needs to be done or has piqued your interest online and no further task is at hand, usually resulting in you logging off or going to do something productive.
Damn dude, theres no new videos on YouTube, I have no friend requests on facebook and Obama isn't tweeting on twitter. I conquered the internet.
by SpyderNinja September 13, 2009
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Internet Retardation

A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called “influencers” have been injured by this.
Logan Paul has made fun of a suicide man hanging on a tree and has become an Internet Retardation.
by anonymous January 7, 2021
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