Japanese U-boat captain

When you go down on your girl for so long, that your glasses get fogged up.
I went down on Marci for 54 minutes last night and I looked like a Japanese U-boat captain
by jcracky April 23, 2013
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It is when you unzip your pants, reach in and pull out your penis and ball sack.
I had to pull the boat out of the basement to take a piss.
by JOEnobody April 01, 2008
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Whatever rocks your boat

unlike many people think its whatever rocks your boat not floats
by thomalabour January 08, 2010
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You guys like boats

An uprising phrase that has no relevance to what is being said. It is merely for the fun of saying it and will occasionally get some laughs. It originated in Panama City at a local highschool. So far it has only been said in the school and by the students attending the school.
by Scott G. Wilson October 11, 2008
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get off me boat

when there's someone on your boat that there shouldn't be, the only logical course of action is to don an Irish accent and attempt to reason with them, asking them to get off your boat. If this fails you must get your Jamaican friend and force them off your boat.
Get off me boat. I said get off me boat. Right, I'll be getting my Jamaican friend now.

RASCLAT. why you on me boat mon?
by Swenson Bevel September 28, 2008
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Tiffin School Boat Club

Honestly one of the saddest things to ever exist

Rowing is generally pretty gay, everyone should just quit and play rugby

All the girls manage to scrape into the club somehow, very dodgy

Everyones very slow and gets excited from going sub 8 on a 2k which isnt even a fucking achievement

They had one year period of being legendary when the Mole helped out, 150% the best instagram to exist. Good Luck for Tokyo Ollie :)

Currently the year 9s just giggle
The year 10s are incapable of fucking socialising
The year 11s are all alcoholic nittys that fuck whoever they can see
The sixth formers can actually be asked to show up to training and are good

Every tiffin child is a neek and it shows well

I sincerely pray that they become more human and less bent
Ollie's friend: "What's that school you used to coach at?"
Ollie: "Tiffin School Boat Club and they were all incapable rowers and unsocialable freaks"
Ollie's friend: "Oh yeah, that's the one. Never succeeded in a proper regatta"
Ollie: "That's the one"
by Anonymous Dictionary Words October 08, 2019
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Giving a dyke some dick.
"Yea dat nigga Percy was shucking banannas on an oyster boat yerd me"
by the real who? September 07, 2006
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