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The Trojan Horse

A penis using the "Trojan" brand condom.
Trojan Horse! Watch out for hidden surprises!
by Palatine August 11, 2004
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Dirty horse cock fucker

When a dirty ass slut gets tired of all the niggers big ass cocks she results in fucking a horse that has a 2ft cock that comes out her throat when the horse thrusts and leaves her vagina looser than a gay mans asshole in hollywood.
Guy 1: Dude my gf just broke up with me.
Guy 2: Oh I knew it was her fucking that horse on the side of the road!
Guy 1: Fucking dirty horse cock fucker!!
by bendover right now ho May 5, 2008
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horse

1. Slang for heroin.

2. Slang for a sexually attractive woman. Possible echo of whore.

3. An artificial frame of one kind or another, such as a clothes horse (used to hang clothes to dry) or a pommel horse (a sturdier structure used in gymnastics).

4. Slang for sex (a horse's body often seems to closely echo human sexual features, only considerably souped up; the shapely rump, the tapering legs, the long straight hair in the tail, the phallic head and neck, the often well-defined muscles ...,).

5. An animal that, whatever about looking erotic, would be a lot more pleasant if it were genetically engineered not to be so flipping neurotic, and maybe to smell like oranges, or perhaps fresh mint, rather than shit and stale sweat.
I want to mainline me some horse.

Is Lily a horse or is she just a filly?

He's not yet that good on the pommel horse.

I want some horse with Jenny tonight.

Bring the horses down to the green shed, there is hay for them there.
by Fearman March 6, 2008
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dead-horsed

I dead-horsed that girl last night.
by 1CRAZY1 November 15, 2010
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horse face

a nasty ass broad that thinks she is hotter than shit but when you look at that long ass chin, nasty buck teeth and a mane like carrot top girl bye...BITCH STOP STARING.. ill cut you!!
horse face, i just wanna point and laugh at your stupid ass horse face!!!
by classy_bunny October 19, 2010
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horse whisperer

someone who has sexual relations with a horse and is discreet about it.
Vinny Keesler is a horse whisperer.
by paul smtih February 1, 2008
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horse shit for breakfast

hypotheically supposed to be shit on a hot plate, encrusted deep in the ovens abyss, then thrown in the microwave for a minute or so- little bit of ranch dressing on the side. "eat that for breakfast you dirty little cock sucking whore, you are no body."

the ultimate insult
"Hey Todd, eat horse shit for breakfast you dick lick."
by sexXxXxxxxxxxXXX December 17, 2008
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