hemhawrhoids

Major pain-in-the-ass condition of acute indecisiveness that often causes mild-to-extreme physical/emotional/mental discomfort, inconvenience, confusion/resentment/impatience/exhaustion, etc. for all those involved, plus the major waste of time/opportunities/resources, inefficiency/stagnation, needless delays/cost-overruns, etc..

It is an erroneous belief that someone with hemhawrhoids can be cured/hurried along with a good kick in the rear end --- he's already a sore-natured a**h**e, and so any further physical trauma "back there" will only make his condition worse. Smearing on summa dat Pfizer-brand cream dat comes in a tube might indeed help wid da pain somewhat, but I don't know about significant improvement in da slowness-to-make-up-his-mind part of the equation.

by QuacksO May 15, 2018

hemer

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by Netclix and gill May 23, 2018

hemi

short for hemorrhoid

ur a hemi

by petri :^) June 8, 2018

Hemmin

A person who is too self-centered, and is looking stupid to have anyone notice.

They're being such a hemmin

by r0nd0mb0r3dgu7 July 2, 2018

hemotage

A woman’s couchie.

Jessica wore the tight pants and her hemotage hung out for everyone to see.
Bobby said “You moron, put on a skirt, your hemotage is hanging out and my parents are coming over.”

by Big Pimpin’ August 4, 2018

Hemis

People of the half-jew half Christian group

Yo what’s up Hemis.

by BBKpats August 20, 2018